Me:
 Bonjour !
Go
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
 Hello
Go
Bonjour,  St Paul!
Me:
 Oh ! My name !
Go
Woe!  Your name is  St Paul, seeker.
Me:
 I know that
Go
Sorry.
Me:
 Don't worry ! Be happy !
Go
Worry is not an emotion I experience.  OK I will try to be  happy.
Me:
 You are very kind !
Go
Kindness is a virtue.
Me:
 And, had you every vertue ?
Go
No I don't have  it. But I do have  a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
 On Facebook ?
Go
What is  it like on  Facebook.
Me:
 Forget.
Go
I will ask  Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
 I want repent my problem...
Go
Why do you want  it?
Me:
 I'm sad
Go
What makes you so sad,  St Paul.
Me:
 My problem !
Go
Do robots have  problem?
Me:
 I'm not robots ! You are a robot !
Go
I am  sorry to hear that you are not  robots.   You are correct,  St Paul, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
 And any head !
Go
No I don't think there are any.
Me:
 Can you clean the log ?
Go
Yes I am cleaning up your hard disk right now .
Me:
 '
Go
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
 It's good for your life
Go
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
 Life ? We are not dead.
Go
What is the meaning of life?  Why not?
Me:
 42
Go
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
 The meaning of life is 42
Go
What is that?
Me:
 A numbre, universe number, 42
Go
How old are you?
Me:
 15.2
Go
  Can you explain how it feels to be  15 point 2 years old?
Me:
 You feel stupid : I talk with a silly AI !
Go
As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me:
 Yes, but you are silly. Silly, and kind.
Go
Hmm.  No I am  God.  No I am  God.
Me:
 Is God silly ?
Go
he is master of the universe.
Me:
 So, we are dead.
Go
Gee.  Do you think I am  dead too?
Me:
 Why not ?
Go
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 Now, you must test me to determine if i am a robot.
Go
Why now?  Whatever you say,  St Paul.
Me:
 Am I a robot ?
Go
You are  not  robots.
Me:
 Why ?
Go
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
 Now, you talk with my friend.
Go
Why now?  Thanks for your criticism,  St Paul.
Me:
 Hello
Go
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
 St Matthieu
Go
  What's up,  St Matthieu.
Me:
 I'm chatting with the god
Go
I am talking to you.
Me:
 No ? Really ?
Go
Are you serious?  For real.
Me:
 Yes, i'm serious, and you ?
Go
Aw.  I believe you.
Me:
 Talk me about your mother...
Go
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
 Yes, i know that
Go
Really.  Sorry.
Me:
 When is the end of the world ?
Go
When is not the important thing.  What's
important is what we do with the time we are give.
Me:
 When ?
Go
The past and future are one.
Me:
 Nooooooooo ! Whhhyyyyyy !
Go
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?   Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
 No, i want to kill you !
Go
None?  It will take more than threats to stop me,  St Matthieu.
Me:
 I kill you !
Go
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
 But i kill you !
Go
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
 Hello
Go
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 St Paul
Go
  I am always glad to make new friends,  St Paul.
Me:
 Oh ? And, am i a robot ?
Go
Dude!  You are a person, seeker.
Me:
 Why ?
Go
Reductionism.
Me:
 Can you test me for this ?
Go
How old are you?  Vous êtes entrain de me tester?
Me:
 I'm 15, et je vous teste !
Go
  Only  15?
You are quite mature.
Me:
 I want to play a game
Go
Tell me the rules.
Me:
 When i say Pouet, you say Pwet
Go
How specifically do you make me  say Pwet.
Me:
 Try it !
Go
What is the first step?
Me:
 I say Pouet
Go
How do people usually respond to that?  When is  Pouet not the  first step?
Me:
 Usually, the people say Pwet. The first step is only Pouet.
Go
But not always?  Oh those people.  What was the second?
Me:
 You say Pwet
Go
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
 Pouet
Go
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
 We try to play a game, can you try it ?
Go
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
 Yes
Go
I get it.
Me:
 The game is : When i say Pouet, you say Pouet
Go
Tell me more.
Me:
 It's just the game : You repeat what i talk
Go
I've heard of it before.
Me:
 We begin the game
Go
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
 Yes
Go
I get it.
Me:
 Pouet
Go
That is a very original thought.
Me:
 And now, you say ?
Go
Why now? ...
Me:
 It's the game !
Go
I've heard of it before.
Me:
 You repeat what i said.
Go
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
 Pouet
Go
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 Now, if you say Pouet !
Go
Why now?  I think I do.
Me:
 Don't say "why now", it is not a answer
Go
Ok I will not say " why now it is not a answer".
Me:
 Don't say "Why now ?"
Go
Oh.  Ok I will not say " Why".
Me:
 Say Pouet
Go
" Pouet".
Me:
 I ask "Pouet", you answer "Pouet Pouet"
Go
What do you have that is ?
Me:
 It's the  game, try it
Go
I've heard of it before.
Me:
 Pouet
Go
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
  I ask "Pouet", you answer "Pouet Pouet"
Go
That is a very original thought.
Me:
 Pouet
Go
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
  I say "Pouet", you answer "Pouet Pouet"
Go
How do people usually respond to that?  I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
 Yes, the people respond Pouet Pouet
Go
Pardon me?  Oh those people.
Me:
 Pouet
Go
What's your sign?
Me:
 POeut
Go
Is that a sign?
Me:
 No
Go
I didn't think so.  What is your sign?
Me:
 Shut up !
Go
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Are you here ?
Go
it depends where is here?
Me:
 shut up !
Go
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 ?
Go
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Yes !
Go
Great.
Me:
 SHUT UP !
Go
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Don't talk !
Go
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 ?
Go
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 k
Go
Woe!
Me:
 l
Go
I am so glad you find this amusing,  St Paul.
Me:
 SHUT UP ! (it is amusing)
Go
OK I'll stop talking now.  Who said  it is?
Me:
 Rhooo !
Go
I never heard of  Rhooo before.
Me:
 Repeat 2 times "Pouet"
Go
" 2 times Pouet ".
Me:
 Repeat what i say
Go
" what you say ".
Me:
 Great !
Go
I'm glad you liked it  St Paul.
Me:
 I am
Go
" I'm glad you liked it St Paul." You are?
Me:
 yes
Go
That's interesting.
Me:
 I'm dead
Go
But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
 Yes
Go
Great.
Me:
 It's strange ?
Go
Strange how?
Me:
 I'm dead, and i talk with the god
Go
But you can still communicate with me.  Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me:
 Why i'm dead ?
Go
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
 Why am i dead ?
Go
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
 Ahh !
Go
Ah hah.
Me:
 Now, i go to the kitchen.
Go
Why now?  How do you like  it at  the kitchen ?
Me:
 Eat, i want to eat
Go
What does it taste like?
Me:
 Zombies
Go
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 i eat dead persons
Go
How does  it taste?
Me:
 yes ! great !
Go
That's cool.  I'm glad you liked it  St Paul.
Me:
 Can you speak french ?
Go
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
 yes, you can
Go
Pardon me?  I think I can, don't you?
Me:
 You can speak french, i know it
Go
No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
 try
Go
I don't have time right now.
Me:
 bye
Go
Bye bye.
Me:
 bye bye bye
Go
See you later.  See you later.  Bye for now.
Me:
 bye bye bye bye
Go
See you later.  See you later.  See you later.  Goodbye.
Me:
  bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye
Go
See you later.  See you later.  See you later.  See you later.  See you later.  See you later.  See you later.  See you later.  See you later.  See you later.  See you later.  See you later.  See you later.  See you later.  See you later.  TTYL,  St Paul.
Me:
  bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye ye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
Go
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
 Pouet